millennial blog project

The Writing

  • The keyboard is mightier than the sword

    And now I’m back to the whole “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me” thing. I’ve never broken a bone in my body, but I’m sure sticks and stones (if they were thrown at me with great force) would do the trick. Words will never hurt me, but they Read more

  • Dear old friends,

    Yep, that’s what you are, old. You’re not the shiny new car with that new car smell. You’re the old rustmobile that needs several air fresheners to keep the air inside bearable to even breathe in. What’s my problem, exactly? The fact that you’re old. Now I’m ready for some shiny new friends that won’t Read more

  • Someone’s been exposed to too much laughing gas

    I can’t help but laugh. That’s just how I am. When I spy something that I find funny, I laugh out loud. It’s only natural. I’ve been laughing a lot lately. I’ll double click on something with my mouse and then laugh out loud upon reading it. It’s all so hilarious. I can’t help it. Read more

  • The reason why my nose hurts

    Wow. Warped Tour 2009? Awesome! I had my doubts, I’ll admit it, and now I can’t imagine why I ever had any. I saw some of the prettiest people I have ever seen, but I also saw some of the ugliest people I have ever seen in my life. There were people with gross piercings, Read more

  • Sometimes that’s just how it is

    Everything is a blur to me now. My whole seventh grade year of running cross-country and track has been erased from my memory. I remember events that took place, but I don’t remember ever actually running (though I did of course). Once I’m done with a race, I put it behind me and that’s that. Read more

  • Happy anniversary!

    Today is the one-year anniversary of my blog’s and my relationship. Happy anniversary, honey. It’s been real. I wish I had a corny Hallmark card or something to give you, but I don’t, so you’re going to have to accept my mediocre substitute by writing a post to, well, post on you. May we spend Read more